Du må operere deg for å være sexy

 

It’s time! Etter 3 år som blogger er tiden inne for å banke litt i det lille sorte sexy bordet. Jeg er omgitt av opererte barbiedukker her i bloggverdenen, og det er på tide å gjøre som han der modne Justin. Du vet, han som bringer sexy back. Ikke han Bieber’n, han umodne, men han derre Timberlake.

 

Media roper til deg: Du må operere deg for å være sexy! Fylle på med ditt, stappe inn datt og ende opp som catface and wannabe dolly.

 

Men vet du hva? Når du slipper cellulittene dine løs og gir blanke i dem, så er det sexy. Vet du det? Vet du det, modne kvinne, at når du deiser bortetter stranda med de store hoftene dine vrikkende hit, dit and everywhere, ja så er du HELT RÅ?

 

Arrene på den 45 år gamle ræva di. Den litt dissende magen som bar frem 4 barn opp gjennom årene; den er så fin, er du klar over det? Skriften på kroppen din som forteller om det verdifulle livet ditt, ahhh: finnes det mer sexy enn det?

 

Skrukkene, sprekkene, rynkene; please ikke fjern dem. De er så vakre, og du er så nydelig med alle dine kvinnelige kvinneligheter. Særlig når du soler deg litt så arrene kommer tydeligere fram med hvite nyanser.

Babe, hold on to whatever you ARE, cuz YOU are the only star that YOU are. 

 

Er du en swinger? Liker du å være frisinnet sammen med flere enn bare en? Det er ikke noe som feiler deg. Det er noe som feiler den fordomsfulle verden som rent har glemt at noen måtte kose seg splitter nakne sammen for at de skulle få livet i gave. Med dissende rumpestumper, arr, rynker og tigerstripete strekkmerker i skjønn harmoni med alle cellulitene. 

 

Sex er like naturlig i din alder som i alle andre aldre. Men det er EN rød sexy tråd som aldri knytter feil: selvsikkerhet. Du må, før du legger deg under en gal kniv, lære deg å GI FAEN! Gi en lang eff i cellulitene, disseræva, hengemagan og gliserynkene.

 

For alle andre elsker alt ved deg så lenge du elsker deg selv. Vær som: Let me rock you, and take me as I am, or leave this room asap!

 

Overse den gale delen av bloggverden er du snill. Vær den du er. Og opererer du deg likevel, ja så gjør det da. Men ikke glem å pøse på med evnen til å gi eff i resten av alle dine merker og arr. Du skulle bare sett alle de fine arrene mine, du! Og cellulittstripene mine ned langs lårene mine, de er awesome fordi. Just because. Rumpa mi lever sitt eget liv, og den og jeg har en pakt. Jeg har lovet den å aldri aldri drepe den med en kniv.

 

For du er hot, mama; du er SEXY SOM DU ER! 

 

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    1. Ja, helt enig! Elsker å se de godt voksne damene i svømmehallen, hvor alt henger. Det er så forfriskende, og vakkert. Av og til er det ingenting som er mer tiltrekkende enn rynker, cellulitter, og en kropp som er litt her og der. <3

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